Catastrophe

I ate the apple, well some of it. Very very sour. Also I didn't wash it so the first mouthful was pretty waxy. Why would I do that to myself?

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I ate curry last night. Furthermore, I had seconds. It was very good. Yesterday's lunch was from the cafe on Little Portland Street, I can't remember the name, but there is only one.

Today I had spaghetti bolognaise. Very nice.

Tomorrow, I will probably get a bacon sandwich. The day after, sausage rolls, the day after, probably some vegetable curry that I will regret despite thinking that it's a good choice and easy-on-my-innards at the time.

I am going to eat this apple

...at some point this afternoon. Great.

I just ate some food

And it was good. Steak ciabatta with chips and BBQ sauce, £5.50. Maybe a bit pricey, but certainly tasty. Is my hunger satisfied? Most certainly. Tune in tomorrow to find out where I bought it, and what I ate for dinner tonight (hint: it's curry night)